I am selling my bungalow located in G6, Islamabad.
It is spread over 4 Kanals.
If interested, drop your contact details here and my secretary will give you a call.
The price is around 14 crore Rs.
Salman
Observer replied on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 09:31 AM
I instructed my secretary to drop you a call. Just wait for that. Can I pay in diamonds?
Sorry to be cheeky but I coudln't resist this one. |
REAL MAN replied on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 12:43 PM
i also instructed my secretary to find out 04 kanals in G6.My dear here bigger size of plot is 80x240=19200=2133.33 syds which is not equal to 04 kanals.here in islamabad posh sectors land is measured and sold in syds rather than kanals.so i must say not only your presentation is pathetic but also your info. |
BILL GATES replied on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 01:40 PM
HI,
I AM LOOKING FOR A TWO ACRE BUNGLOW IN G6 ISLAMABAD.
PLEASE POST A MAIL TO MY SECRETARY. DO'NOT DARE TRY TO DIRECTLY CONTACT ME.
ONLY POSH LOCATION IS WARRANTED, PREFERABLY PLOT SHOULD BE LOCATED NEAR THE MOUNTAINS.
PRICE IS NOT AN ISSUE HERE. |
Warren Buffet replied on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 01:55 PM
I am looking for One Kanal plot in in tribal area (FATA) at priced NOT more than 50 crore Rs. |
Question ? replied on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 07:44 PM
Previously, our Army used to hang around with eastern border so DHA is towards the extreme Eastern side of the country. Now our Army is busy in the western side since long and expectedly would remain so in future as well. Therefore, our Army should consider to develop DHA in FATA.The volatile situation in FATA will make the prices of plots/files go up and down abruptly, hence would make a fantastic investor friendly environment. I may not be able to go there but I would send my secretary to make the deals. |
BILL GATES replied on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 07:57 PM
Do you know the spade work for DHA in FATA was done by Condolezza Rice the former Secretary of State and currently hired by me on consideration that she has enough knowledge of local norms and traditions. She can also guide our ARMY to set up a DHA ZONE in FATA, FANA and KANA. All very attractive, mouth watering areas !!!
So now onwards my Secretary will deal with all other 's Secretaries and handle the retired army officers cum property dealers also.
Ten times rise in the return to the investment in the files in DHA ZONE FATA; FANA AND KANA guaranteed. Hurry up.
BY the way where is CHACHA ? |
Ghareeb replied on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 01:25 AM
Saith Salman,
Apni sectary nou kay dena see kay istihar likh dendey? Tusi kuion zahamt kete? |
CONTACT PERSON replied on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 05:30 AM
all there ! for any any any any details i would like to be contacted by your SECRETARIES.......... if they are young females only. |
msalmany replied on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 08:57 AM
Dear Mr. Salman's secretary,
I am interested in your 4 kanal house, however 14 crore pakistani rupees is out of my budget. How about I pay you 140crore Zimbabwe Dollars?
I hope the above amount is agreeable. If you are interested, please give my secretary's secretary a call. She will inform her secretary who will let the secretary of the 1st secretary know. In that case all secretaries will know the details and they can deal with your secretary.
Have I made myself clear? Lemme know if further clarification is needed. I will send for my secretary to clarify for you.
LOL@ diamonds!!!! hahahaha history!! |
